October 2010

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79 COMMENTS :

  4. By why do we always suck the left nipple first ? on

    beth told me that gareth makes her so wet you could drown a swan inside her knickers, good work (tell him)

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  5. By Beth's Burger Nips on

    You could rest a whole KFC family bucket on them now!

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  6. By beths sweaty bra on

    Will hannah ever find out what gareth has done? He must bump in rob and rachel soon? The tension is unreal!!

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  7. By LocalReader on

    Haha Pope & Smith and the Imperial buffet are still open to this day!

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  8. By Gareths Stabbed Penis on

    Decent updates. Everything is going rather well for Gareth at the moment, which means it can only go downhill. If he sees Rachel/Rob at the same time as he’s with Hannah shit will explode!

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  9. By Dave Pope & Barry Smith on

    Loved the Pope and Smith reference, I too haven’t been there since I needed a box for cricket in 1999.

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  10. By Center Parcs Sex on

    That shit has GOT to hit the fan soon with Hannah/Rachel/Rob! I imagine Jack will piss himself when he finds out.

    I hope Gareth gets his Hollywood ending of Rachel saying she was just with Rob to make him jealous!

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    1. By Amiga 500 on

      Or maybe Rachel actually does love Rob, fell for him while acting. It seems likely, since they did have sex. The best scenario for Gareth is that and then Rachel and Rob move in together somewhere that isn’t Essex and Gareth and Hannah never bump into them.

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  13. By Rob's Nightie on

    I’m a huge fan of the pant to the side thing.

    Just casually saying!

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  14. By Lispys mis-matched knickers on

    I love this site!!! it needs to be a film but I guess that would definitely mean gareth would find out about it.

    also, Gareth should ditch Hannah and get with lispy ;p

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  16. By Uhm.. on

    He was supposed to be meeting Rachel on the Sat 9th update..

    I was looking foward to that!

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    1. By Gareth's Desk Drawer on

      We might well get a second update for that day or even a cheeky morning after update 😉

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    1. By Ed (The Ed) (Post author) on

      The Update was the 10th, transcribing error. It’s happened before and will certainly happen again. That’s what happens when you do it tired!

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  23. By Willbe on

    What’s happening to the updates? I’m hanging out with my wang out here.

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  25. By Lispy's Bra on

    Perhaps from 12th of October Gareth recorded his torrid affair with Lispy, and Ed has now found out!

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  27. By Shower stalker on

    Been waiting here for lispy but updates have stopped, can I come out now?

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  28. By sweet muff on

    whats happening with updates?
    has the diary finished?
    haven’t seen anything for ages

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  29. By No one-mwahaha on

    It’s been ages since an update, this place been forgotten then?

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  31. By Surprise Shower Camera on

    No updates for over a month – have you been rumbled, Ed?

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  32. By Ed's Rumbled on

    Could it be our Hero Ed has been rumbled?! 5 weeks and counting…

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  35. By Hannah's Bloody Needle on

    What’s happened, Ed? This must be the longest update silence ever! Has Gareth finally found out??

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  41. By NW the Pissflap on

    Why are there no updates? I’m having to fap more often cos there is nothing to read.

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  42. By Ed's dead baby, Ed's dead on

    Has anyone heard anything about why the updates have stopped? I follow on email, Twitter and Facebook and there’s been no news.

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    1. By Hannah's Bloody Needle on

      A load of comments were released last week after being held for moderation so it looks like Ed isn’t dead . . . It will be so bad if this is over!

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      1. By Rachel's Facebook Page on

        Yeah, comments were being kept hidden for ages, so I got excited when they suddenly appeared. I thought that would mean an update would follow. no such luck. I need to know what happens next!

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  43. By Kakke Lovin' KC on

    Come on Ed, the lack of updates means I’m getting involved in too many kakkes and my face now looks like a candlemakers apron

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  46. By Fuck the Noosh on

    UJ: I hear the updates stopped because Gareth decided to move out and Ed no longer had access to the source material. What a cunt

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    1. By Stop worrying! on

      I emailed Ed and got a reply – updates will resume on the 1st of December.

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  48. By CW shower taker on

    Don’t complain guys, I spend longer in the shower than what this guy takes to post update

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  52. By You're a phoney on

    The writing style has changed and for the worse. Getting Lazy now. very much appreciated up to September 2010 though. If you made this up well done, seriously good enough to publish in the Adrian Mole guise. If this is actually your mates diary then again, suggest he publishes it and take the hit, he will thank you in the end when he makes millions.

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    1. By No, you're a phoney on

      I disagree, I’m loving the new stuff. I love how Gareth has got Hannah back and is having regular experimental sex and is even more miserable than he was before.

      The updates are taking too long though. Come on Ed pull your finger out (of Hannah’s arse)

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  53. By UJ inside Clovis on

    The first update in ages again and it’s 6 words. I’m going to have to let Clovis take another dump on me at this rate…

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  55. By turd to the knuckle on

    Loving it, trying the stealth approach with the missus tonight

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  56. By Anonymous on

    Can we have a load of updates to see us over Xmas?.
    Cmon Ed you can do it!!

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  57. By CHOCOLATE FINGERS XX on

    EDDDDDDD, can i pretty please get a update. really wanna know what happens next. lol make it my xmas present .

    have a good xmas and a great new year

    takecare

    M X

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  58. By Pea Shingle on

    Here’s to many deliveries of diary updates in 2015 – hope you keep up with the resolution, Ed!

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  59. By Snickers on

    Err…don’t want to be ‘that person’, but Black Swan didn’t get its general release in the UK until January 2011 – so seems a bit odd Hannah chose it as her Halloween costume in October 2010..?

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    1. By Tinkerbell on

      I was thinking exactly the same thing! Definitely released jan 2011. Although looking around the trailer and poster were on the web before haloween 2010

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      1. By Bullshit on

        Would anyone go dressed as something before people have seen the film? I don’t think so.

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        2. By Halloween on

          Halloween just gone I went as baymax from big hero 6. That films not out yet.

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      1. By Des on

        Cheers pal.
        Don’t want this to end!!!
        Think I am slightly obsessed.

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