November 2009
Sunday 1st November
Managed to get an Amiga 500 emulator working on my PC. Spent most of the day playing 'Escape From The Planet Of The Robot Monsters'. Had to pop into town at lunchtime to get a PC compatible joystick. Bumped into Sally, Beth, Fi and another couple of her friends in Boots whi
U have made my weekend !!!!!! Although drinks 2nite perfect hangover reading 🙂
I think Beth is probably my favourite person just because I know so many girls like her… We all know a fat girl like Beth
To own a piece of Gareth artwork and be able to show it to others while out! What more could anyone want!?!?!? This is one of the funniest Diaries I have read in a long time….
Beth is my favourite character… she’s my inner fat person (plus I passed on the pineapple tip. I can’t look at pineapples in the same fashion again)
Favourite bit? Going to Brighton to find eBay bitch is easily outdone by regularly listing, winning and then re-listing fictional items in the hope that she bids (and wins).
Early on the drawings on the page three girls is particularly brilliant and this must get a shout-out for it’s sheer randomness – what place does it have in anyone’s diary: “What is it with pigeon’s feet? Why do all of them have mangled stumps instead of toes? What the hell are they doing? Scratching about on landmines?”
My favourite part of the diary was the early June food experiments – the Snickers on Beth’s desk, then on the dividing line between her desk and Kerry’s, then the Twirl, then the doughnuts…the man’s a scientist.
Y’know, cruel. But a scientist.
Is it wrong that it inspired me to try similar food experiments set work?
My favourite character is Panda because we all no a “Panda” the really stupid drunk, womanizing lazy friend that you just have to love.
My favourite part of the Diary is when Gareth goes to Brighton to find the Ebay Nazi, how I wish I was able to go and do this sometimes!!
Also my love of car boot sales on a sunday is also back everytime I see one I instantly think of this amazing diary!
NEED MORE!!
Nowt like steppin into Gareth’s life to speed up a shitty day at work! My favourite stuff is Gareth’s relentless schemes to get Hannah back by trying to convince Hannah he doesn’t want her back. Tragic, genius. Tranius.
My favourite character is Panda, when he pissed up the DJ booth…it had me in stiches!
My favorite character has to be Gareth,
I love how much he over thinks every tiny thing in his little life.
PS: I was the first person to name myself after something from the diary! As far as I’m concerned that T-shirt is mine.
A fantastic read, and I’m clinging onto hope that its real.
My favourite quotes, thus far:
“I did send it to Ed and Panda though, with a message saying: ‘The egg cup situation has reached breaking point.’ Ed texted back with: ‘I’ll get some in the week.’ Panda texted back with: ‘Hahahahah, you fucking Benny.’” (August)
“I stood beside her as she sat at my desk, clicking through the images. When she leant forwards, her top fell open at the neck and I could see down into her bra. Looking at her soft nipple was like seeing an old friend after too long apart.” (September)
“You know you’re depressed when even wanking is a chore. I’ve never stopped half way through before to do something else.” (September)
“Tony the Tiger has to be gay – I can’t imagine many straight tigers wearing a neckerchief.” (October)
Loving this site, Just need lots more updates bringing us up to present day, If Gareth ever thinks about moving out we will have to stop him!!
Will he ever get back with Hannah or just end up stalking her!! GENIUS!!
Excellent to see an update, but to end on a low point with Hannah getting a new man!! You cant leave us hanging for too long!!
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Christ, My stomach actually turned over with sadness at 28th Nov.
I KNOW ME TO
I felt sick ’cause I know what it feels like, you?
Ouch! Feeling for Gareth right now 🙁 Hannah’s been so mean to him, agreeing to see him all those times, getting his hopes up…horrible person.
Gareth inspired me to steal a colleagues last chocolate and leave the wrapper on the desk of the colleague next to hers.
Hannah is EVIL! She keeps leading him on. Gareth should move to Brighton.
It is 2020 and this is still one of the funniest things on the internet.
I know right? Too hilarious.