March 2010
Behind this wall of pay is March 2010. That's 31 days of Gareth gold.
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Behind this wall of pay is March 2010. That's 31 days of Gareth gold.
All it costs to enter is £1.34 - that's about the same as giving a homeless person £5 and asking for £3.66 in change.
I really hope he gets a shag to get him over Hannah
“Snakes with tits” is the best thing I’ve read in a long, long time.
Great work with the updates, Ed, keep it up!
Right Gareth no more moping, you need to get laid. How hot is this Rachel?
I don’t know if I can read this anymore. It was delightful voyeurism when I started, now I’m literally witnessing a man having a breakdown. 🙁
Ahh I discovered this the other day and have sped my way through it…regretting that now! Keep it up Ed, I really hope Gareth never finds out so this all has to stop!
casually reading back through old posts and there are SO many signs of hannah cheating
June 5th “Saw Hannah this evening. She didn’t want to stay round which was disappointing – fancied a night in her own bed, she said. I told her that I don’t know whose bed she’s been sleeping in then, because it certainly isn’t mine – she didn’t laugh”
– this is amazing! i can’t get how compelling an average blokes life can be!
After driving to Brighton at 2am and cutting the Sky cables off a woman’s house at Christmas, I don’t think we can class Gareth as an ‘average bloke’.
She did have it coming though
And so the Rachel Saga begins?
You kinda have to feel bad for Gareth, at the same time we don’t feel bad enough to stop reading. Next up I am expecting we will see some pretty funny rebounds on the go.
I bet he goes out on the 5th and sees Snakely-titted Hannah, just to rub it in.
I love this website, best thing ever. Also Hannah’s Face Cancer’s post about the previous signs of her being a cheat is actually interesting, never noticed that.
Really feeling sorry for Gareth but can’t bring myself to stop reading, hoping that something came along and dragged him out of his miserable spell. Can’t fault Panda’s advice though, too much time is spent “moping after twats”
I just want to know he eventually got himself out of this shit depressed mood really.
Best nickname for Lispy so far, I reckon!
What happens next? I need to know!
OMG i swear its been two weeks now and there hasn’t been a update ………. i’m checking every hour when will we get another update ?? thank you for updating when you do much appreciated. please make the next update really longgggggggggggggggggggg.
xoxox M
GARETH GET A NEW GIRLFRIEND WHO IS’NT A DOG LOOOL.
Poor Gareth, I hope he continued to write his diary right til the present day, dying to know what happens! I love all the names Gareth calls people, then users making usernames about it in the comments. Very creative.
I love this sight, but am I the only one depressed over the fact that we are over 2 years behind? He can’t be using the same notebook. Ed should take an entry from the current journal and post it, just to really build our anticipation. Sure hope Gareth gets outta this funk… he really needs a shag!
The wait for updates is agonising.
Thank you.
For some strange reason I want Jack to fill us in on the details. lol.
Excellent update, been waiting ages for it! Cant wait for the next one!
Jack sounds like a cunt.
I would love it if Beth gave Jack an STD
I’m sorry to hear about your favourite glass, Ed.
Been wasting away waiting for this update, I hope he fisted beth for bants
Gareth sounds like he listens to POD
Great update, and good on Gareth for at least attempting to do something regarding Jack/Beth, even if a little late. I really hope he skips over the dirt though in the next update, as it sounds like it will be utterly grim. And I’m from the north.
This is odd because my favorite movie it the Truman show and this is basically the same thing….soon he’ll figure it out
He’s going to be pissed. Ed, I hope you aren’t around when he does figure it out.
Aww, poor Gareth. It’s great how he manages to still be really funny, even when he’s totally miserable!
What if Gareth has found out? And that’s why we haven’t received any more updates? Ed must be dead.
Thanks so much for the quick update, Ed!:))
Ugh, I too feel scarred from the Beth dirt – and I don’t even know her!
On the other hand, I hope Gareth gets his shit together in the next update. He probably just needed to vent out a bit, and can you blame him?
Obviously doesn’t compensate for your glass loss, Ed 🙂
I bet Beth never does that again (sick!)
No wonder Beth is so ashamed of herself! just awesome! better than any fiction!
Beth is truly disgusting and a cheat! And to be fingered in the pub with others around is sick, how they both could do it I do not know. I feel sorry for Martyn not knowing, and Gareth knowing that Beth is a dirty whore.
This is so messed up. I feel like Gareth has no one to talk to about anything he’s going through. Even though he’s a grown ass man he should have a buddy or two he can get hammered with at the strip club and just vent about his Ex and how she cheated him while his boys all go, “Yeah women are bitches!” And high five eachother.
I hope Martyn beats Jack mercilously and Beth get vaginal warts
Poor Gareth is spiralling into depression. WIsh I could give him a hug. Knew Hannah was a bitch from the get go
… that bloody Lego woman from eBay getting her revenge.
The nicknames Lispy gets are fantastic. I wish I lisped now so I could claim some of them for my own…
Sorry Ed, but it would be hilarious if he hooks up with your missus and ask her to thuck his nob
Perhaps Garerh does get a bit of lisp-o-suction? Hence the reason for Ed publishing his diaries. This is merely speculation on my part but Gareth musta pissed Ed off a bit more than smashing his favourite glass.
I swear to god if this ends up with Gareth killing himself I will come to Essex and smash every dish you have Ed. Also thanks for the update.
This is starting to become too depressing. I used to think garth was a dick, but now I am just hoping he gets his life in order.
Saved catching up on the last two months for before my exams as a treat.
Feel shit now, was probably a bad plan.
Is waiting patiently for an update
Whens the next entry?!
There’s not been any updates for a while now – is that it?
If ‘Ed’ doesn’t post any more entries soon – I’m going to have to start a diary recording how depressed I am that there have been no more updates to My Housemate’s Diary!
Have a look now!
Yay! \o/
Need more Hannah meet ups, needs to have it out with her. Still think this is fake, he really still lives with you Ed?! entertaining nevertheless
Am I missing something? When did he meet Jack’s sister? Is there a story there? Hmmm
I was thinking the same thing. What gives?
Maybe he just hasn’t mentioned her? It’s only a dIary. He doesn’t mention every single thing that happens every day. He’s probably just met her and not said.
He went to Jacks house when Jack was out with Beth, was meant to meet up with them I think. His sister was there, wouldn’t let him in. Its in the diary somewhere.
3 years ago… do you still live with Panda? Is he somehow still alive?
I can’t believe you’re considering stopping this… I need to know what happens when Gareth visits my hometown…
Noooooooooo Ed please, you can’t stop! Gareth’s train wreck of a life makes me feel so much better about my own. It is endless entertainment, please continue.
You could even just scan the diary pages and put them up? Or is his handwriting just too atrocious?
hi. if gareth is still in depresion tell him that he needs to buck up. by the way, why were those your favrite glasses? some story there ed?
Ed, is the breaking of the glasses the reason you started this website?
No, something far bigger. I’m not as petty as Gareth.