May 2009
Friday 1st May
Friday today but I couldn’t even be bothered to summon the energy to piss about with the security guy’s gears. I blame my lack of effort on not seeing Hannah tonight - that always puts me in a bad mood. I miss her on a Friday night.
Beth, the new, fat, ugly girl invited me out t
Beth is great, I hope she does get thin from her dieting and pineapple protein shakes. I love when she takes the hash brown from the bin, and I love how harsh Gareth is to her. 😀
This is fabulously entertaining!
“At lunchtime she pulled it out and finished it off.”
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Aww poor Martyn.
I fucking love this site. Brilliant entertainment.
when is he going to do it with Hannah?????
Gareth is a piece of crap wow
I thought this was completely fake and it might be. But I think it could be a few embellishments, otherwise true.
Because the situational comedy parts seem too complicated to invent. It seems too random, but the whole thing could be fake.
If it’s fake, it’s convincingly fake, because you professional writers usually aren’t always great at characterisation,
The characterisation seems like reality, not characterisation in a story. The situational comedy, of “What rhymes with orange? It doesn’t have rhyme with anything.”
And the stupid pretty girl saying, Isn’t it that way with all fruits?
Writers usually can’t invent those type of things, not so consistently. But the whole thing might be fake
People who don’t eat dishes with corona -> ?